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What you can make with duct tape and a stick
1. A Ball- Get a small stick, crumple it into a blob of sticks, then duct tape it together.
2. A Lacrosse stick- Get a tall stick that sprouts into a V shape at the top. Then, make a duct tape net around the V shape.
3. A Box- Duct tape sticks together (make sure all the sticks are evenly sized) in the shape of the skeleton of a box, next cover all the sides with duct tape, finally duct tape the sticky sides of the box.
You can make lots of things with duct tape and a stick! Just think of something!

Didn't you kill my brother? - By Alexei Sayle

Ah, the drunks and their beautiful imagination.

Pink Floyd's The Wall
For the fans, this link is enough said, for those who don't know them, CLICK THE PICTURE NOW!!!

Click on the Magic Gopher to enter his mind-reading lair!

Click here to learn about Mario Physiques!

The Big Bang Theory Theme Song
By: The Bare Naked Ladies

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here; it won’t be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!



Watch The Big Bang Theory on CTV.

How to play Manhunt

1.     First, grab a group of friends and choose who to be it.

2.     Next, whoever was picked to be it shuts his or her eyes and counts from a range of ten-one hundred  as the people who aren't it run from him or her.

3.     Once the person who is it finishes counting he or she tries to tag as many people as possible, which will cause anyone who was tagged to be it with him or her.

4.     When everyone is tagged the game is over. Try to time how long it takes for you to be tagged, next time you can try to beat that time.

How To Play the game

1.     Promise to play for the rest of your life.

2.     Forget about the game for as long as you can.

3.     If you remember the game you lose, wait thirty minutes and you can play again.

HOW TO KEEP SOMEONE BUSY

1.     Read second instruction. v

2.    
Read first instruction. ^

HULA HOOPING THE RIGHT WAY

1.     Insert hula hoop around hips.

2.     Spin hips.

3.   
 Time how long you can hula hoop for!

HOW TO SKIP A STONE

1.     You can't just skip with any old stone, what you'll need is a good, flat, one. When you found one hold it with your fore finger and thumb. Now your set to through it!

2.   
 Before you start chucking rocks at your dad's car I should tell you stones are to be skipped in the water and in order to through it correctly you have to pullback with your arm going out to the side and fire away!

3.     Did it skip? If not keep practicing  you'll get it, and when you do make your own record of times skipped. Then see if someone else can beat that score.